Interview of a Yorkie

How are you?

I am dog-goned.

What is your name?

Mimsy aka Little Darling

How old are you?

I am as young as I look.

What do you do for a living

Professional Yorkie Princess.

Where is your location?

California

Describe yourself?

I'm a tea cup yorkie 5 lbs, tri-color blond, brown eyes, pretty smile.

What is your favorite toy?

My stuffed animals. Sometimes I get lost amongst them.

Your favorite color is?

Black and white. I like black and white movies, too.

Your favorite flower is?

Sunflowers. They are bigger than I am!

Your favorite jewels is?

Anything and everything that sparkles. But it better be real!

Your favorite clothing is?

My blankie. I like wrapping myself up in it. It's my cape!!

Favorite things to do?

Yip and Yap.

If you could be a human, what would you be?

I would be Empress of Yorkshire.

What is your favorite season?

Summer, The sunshine is golden like me and I get to ride in my Lady's BMW with the top down.

Words you live by?

Bark unto others and wag your tail, too!

Do you consider yourself lucky?

I'm lucky to have my Lady and she's lucky to have me.

What places would you like to see?

Anywhere my Lady wants to go. We both think alike.

What is your favorite scent?

My Lady's home cooking.

First thing you think about when you wake up?

What delicious treats am I going to eat today.

What is your favorite childhood memory?

Playing with my Lady.

What are the qualities you like in a stud?

Umm. I am neutered.

What is your life goals?

To have more beauty sleep, a 14 K gold collar, and a diamond-studded leash.

What is your best friend's Dad's name?

Coco Cockatiel never told me his father's name. I think it must've been "Bird".

What body part do you hate?

My tail. I can't get the darn thing to stop wagging.

Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?

My Lady. She taught me to go potty on the paper among other things.

What body part do you wash first?

My paws. One must always keep them dainty.

Is your driveway steep?

When I hop aboard the BMW for a ride, it seems so.

Which shoe do you put on first?

I don't wear shoes. They make me walk funny.

How old are you?

As old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.

Have you ever had a song written about you?

"Baby Face" was written about me, I think! My Lady sings it to me all the time cuz I've got the cutest little baby face.

If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel, which would it be?

My bed sheets. Kinda silly to not wash a bath towel cuz then it'd be a waste of time taking a bath (and those are annoying enough as it is).

How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

You can't get drunk off water. But it do make you pee something fierce!

Why are you doing this survey?

Cuz my Lady says I'll get no good nite cookie if I don't!

Do you have any strange phobias?

Not getting my good nite cookie... I get nightmares about that sometimes.

What's your favorite curse word?

BARROOOOOO-ROW. And only Dr. Doolittle could tell you what that means.

Name one person who made you smile today?

My Lady always makes me smile.

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?

Waiting for somebody to have some doggoned breakfast.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?

Taking a nap, which I intend to return to (but not without that cookie in my belly).

What is the last thing you said aloud?

Sounded like ARF but I really wasn't saying anything. Just nonsense.

What is the best ice cream flavor?

Strawberry

What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water.

What are you wearing right now?

Nothing.

Last food you ate?

Lamb kibbles.

Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

My Lady bought me a sun dress with sunflowers on it.

When is the last time you ran?

Someone rang the doorbell yesterday and I ran to the door to tell him off.

Last movie you saw?

Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore were on earlier tonight.

Ever go camping?

Yup. I wanted to meet a bear but my Lady says that wouldn't be a good idea. He might eat me.

Do you have a tan?

I have a golden color all year round.

Are you someones best friend?

Coco cockatiel. He says 'Hello' and sings to me whenever he sees me.

What color is your watch?

I don't need a watch to tell time. Sun comes up, it's day. Sun goes down, it's night.

What do you think of when you think of Australia?

Kangaroos. I want to meet a kangaroo. My Lady says that wouldn't be a good idea. He might hop or step on me.

Ever ridden on a roller coaster?

At the Mall of America -- but don't tell anybody okay? I want to do it again!

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

I like the drive-thru. I get to bark at the speaker and cause all sorts of ruckus.

What is your favorite number?

One. Cuz I'm number one.

Do you have a dog?

I am a dog!

What is the biggest annoyance in your life right now?

Not having enough cookies. Having to wait for cookies.

Are you allergic to anything?

Weeds.

Do you own an IPod?

No. But my Lady does.

Do any of your friends have children?

Coco's by himself so I guess not.

What do you work as?

Princess of Yorkshire Terriers (and Terriers in general).

How old will you be turning on your next birthday?

Princesses are ageless.

Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yup. Not as awesome as Disneyland.

Wanna have kids before you are 30?

I'm neutered!

Where would you like to be in 10 years?

Sitting pretty atop a sugar mountain of cookies.

How many hours of sleep do you get at night?

I don't watch the clock while I'm sleeping.

Do you like your hair?

I think it's pretty nice. Especially after my Lady gives me a cute trim.

Name 3 places you would like to travel to?

Bahamas, Spain, the South Pole to see the penguins.

Written by C.H.